As a break from the heavy thoughts about heavy matters that have dominated my commentaries in recent days, I thought I’d share with you a list of interesting observations I’ve collected over the years. I don’t know the original sources of these quips, but they definitely weren’t from me.
- According to a recent study, five out of fourpeople have trouble with fractions.
- If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with “Quit while you’re ahead”?
- If it’s true that we’re here to help others, then what are the others here for?
- Every good company wants employees to take risks…as long as everything turns out okay.
- No one ever says “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.
- If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
- Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
- Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
- If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?
- To vacillate or not to vacillate, that is the question…or is it?
- Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home.
- If women can have PMS, then men can have ESPN.
- When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
- Remember, half the people in the world are below average.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- If a bus station is where a bus stops and a train station is where a train stops, why do companies give employees work stations?
This is Michael Josephson reminding you that character counts.
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