OMGWTFBBQ!!!1!!!!ONE!!!!!ELEVENTY!!!
Some of Timmy's compatriot monkeys here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ may be vegetarian, but we're still always up for a good cookout. Hence the creation of this apron for the ultimate outdoor grilling experience. Of course, the OMGWTFBBQ apron isn't strictly limited to BBQ scenarios. We can see itbeing worn, for instance, while scoring some pastries with the Dough-Nu-Matic or while whipping up a batch of all-edges brownies with the All Edges Brownie Pan. Flour shows up great against the black fabric, ensuring it looks like you went to a lot of effort for your culinary creation, even if you just added water and stirred.
Some statistics for you on death by barbecue from the National Safety Council (for humans... for cows it's much higher). Your one-year odds of death from a controlled fire not in building or structure are 1 in 6,117,851, which means you're slightly more likely to die from contact with hornets, wasps and bees (1 in 5,647,247). If the barbecue gets really out of hand, your one-year odds of dying in an uncontrolled fire not in a building or structure are 1 in 7,936,671, slightly greater than your odds of dying in an earthquake or other earth movements (1 in 9,788,561). What does all this mean? Be careful. Let your guests declare, "OMGWTFBBQ!" because your grilling reigns supreme, and not because you've lit the yard on fire. We thank you for your attention in this matter.
OMGWTFBBQ printed in a "meaty" font on a black apron. Apron stats below.
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